Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes

It’s been a few weeks since my daughter announced her college of choice.  Oklahoma.  Yes, the state. The one out west.  Way out there in the wild, wild west.  Oklahoma.  Where apparently,  the winds go sweepin’ down the plain.  Oklahoma is only 1292 miles away from our little town in Pennsylvania.  That’s it.  Only 1292 tiny little miles.

Oddly enough, I had been under the impression that the last few weeks have been typical with one exception: my neck has been rather immobile. This is not incredibly unusual as I oft have neck issues.  It’s either too much head -banging in my heavy metal days or too much head-giving for a lifetime. I am not sure which as I never had it looked into by the medical professionals.  Either way, I didn’t find it all that usual.  Until a friend pointed out to me that not only have I been pretty much a hermit for the past two weeks, I have barely been on Facebook (completely unheard of), I have not written a blog and my neck issues started when my daughter made her announcement.   I wonder if there is a correlation.

Like it or not, it appears that it will soon be time for my life to switch gears a bit.  As I have spent much of my time of late lying flat on my back (and not in a good way), I have had lots of time to think.  I have been contemplating what I am going to do when my daughter moves over 1000 miles away and I have started to make a list:  

 1.    Clean my house

2.    Intall new carpet

3.    Install a sex swing in my daughter’s old room

That’s all I got. 

Do not despair my friends, I have also considered what I do the second week. Well....more in the long term. I was thinking one of two things: I will either go back to my promiscuous ways or become a crazy cat lady, both of which involve pussy so that when I make my final decision my slogan should be relatively easy.