I am single. I am single by choice. Maybe it’s because I refuse to settle for the
wrong person just to have someone, or perhaps I find compromising a pain in my
ass; but either way, it’s my choice. I truly don’t understand people that find
their self-worth in having a boy/girlfriend. If
someone is desperate to have someone on Valentine’s Day then they should go
ahead and settle for someone with whom they have nothing in common, someone who
hogs the remote control or a loser that treats them like shit - and have a
wonderfully romantic day!
As with most things in life, you have two options: Feel
sorry for yourself for the hand that this big, mean world has dealt you; or, see
yourself as an intelligent, independent happy person and TREAT YOURSELF for
Valentine’s Day. Here’s how:
First, understand that Valentine’s Day is basically a
Hallmark holiday. If someone doesn’t
show their sig-other how much they care about them on a daily basis, they are
an idiot and don’t deserve to have a sig-other.
That being said, I like chocolate.
Second, decorate your home with hearts and flowers for
February, regardless of whether you have someone in my life or not. Don’t see it as a glaring reminder that you
are single, but a wonderful reminder that you are loved by your parents, siblings,
kids, your friends and yes, even your pets. Show those people that love you when you are
at your worst that you love and appreciate them for it. Make them little
treats, buy or make them a card, or just tell them that you love and appreciate
them. Valentine’s Day does not have to
be just about lovers but just about love.
Most importantly, love yourself first (I don’t mean in the
physical sense but if that makes you happy when you wake up in the morning, go
for it). We have all heard it a million times and it’s true: you will never find
someone to love you if you don’t love you.
Every year on Valentine’s Day I do something special for myself. Last year it was a massage and it was probably
one of the best Valentine’s Days I have ever had (remember, there are nearly
always openings at the salon on this day because all of the attached people are
out to dinner or whatever). I had an
awesome massage late in the day then went home all warm and mushy, had a glass
of wine and a nice dinner, read a great book and relaxed for the
evening. I didn’t have to argue with myself about what to watch on TV and I was
not disappointed in the least in the gift I had received.
This year - this evening - I am getting a facial (insert dirty
joke here and see footnote on facials). I scheduled it months ago and have been
looking forward to it ever since. Again, Valentine’s
Day doesn’t have to be a reminder that you are single, but more a
reminder that you are loved and that you love youself.
And now for my advice to men for the day:
Whenever
I tell certain friends that I am scheduled for a facial, they giggle. Of course
they are thinking of the dirty sense of the word. I typically giggle too because most of the
time I have the sense of humor of a 17 year-old boy; however, I am here to tell
you men the truth: women don’t enjoy your kind of facials. If you have been with a woman
that told you she did, she lies. She is
trying to look either cool or freaky in bed but either way, she lied to you. If
you are a guy and you are into that kind of thing, you really should date a
porn star. Porn stars don’t like it either but they don’t really have much of a
choice if they want to get paid. Your
girlfriend/wife can thank me now.
Have a great
Valentine’s Day everyone, particularly if you are single!
